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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING GILBERT?!" You screeched as you walked into the kitchen , finding your  three friends, Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis in possession with a cutting board and a newly sharpened knife.

"Kesesese~ These two bet me a date with you if I can do this first try."

" E-Excuse me! I didn't agree to that-!"

"Kesesese~ Lets start!"

"Gilbert! No!" You tried to reach for the knife he was holding, but your fellow Spainiard and Frenchie pulled you back.

"Don't worry _____!"

"Oui~ He wont go through with i-"

"Oh~ I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop!"

You and the two males looked over in surprise to find the Prussian tapping at the cutting board with the between the spaces of his hand...

He was actually doing it.

"If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off."

"Gilbert! Stop it now!"

" And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out~ But all the same I play this game, 'Cause that's what it's all about."

"Amigo! Stop! You'll cut yourself!"

"Oui! S'il vous plaît! "

You watched as Gilbert sped up the chopping. This was completely crazy! But he was doing for just a stupid date with you?! All he had to do was ask dammit!

" Ohhhh~ CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, Im picking up the speed-"

He was going ridiculously fast now. W-Was he trying to prove he's awesome or something?!

" And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed! "

Gilbert, with that classic smug look on his face, and pulled his hand back and slammed the knife into the cutting board, so it stayed sticking vertically in the air. "Kesesese~ TOLD you I could do it ______!"

" G-Gilbert..."

"No need to admire my awesomeness anymore right now, we can do that on our date tonight!"


"Oh no...?"

"Gil, your hands bleeding...a lot..."

He looked at his hand, which was covered in little cuts and scrapes from that stupid little knife. Gilbert went pale, as Francis and Antonio helped him into a chair.

You quickly went and grabbed the first aid kit and rushed back. You gently wrapped his hand up so every wound was treated.

"So... _______... about our date..." He grinned.

"S-Shut up idiot. "
Song is catchy as fuck, but DO NOT ATTEMPT PLEASE. : [link]

I am not responsible for any personal injury if you try that.

Man, I had a hard time choosing who to do with this... I hope this idea wasnt taken. XD
Yeah, schools been catching up on me and I havent been writing at all.... Im sorry guys.

But enjoy this small little thing. <3

Prussia (c) Himaruya
You (c) Soon to be :iconsexyprussiaplz:
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L-Jack Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mmmmm... I wish I could do this. But my nana hid all of e sharp knifes. I'd rather do this game with sharp objects.Yummy 
TheMaskedQueen Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hah hah.....I play this game. A lot. It takes me what, just over 20 seconds? And I've only hit myself three times.
Gil, just leave it to professionals. =3=
hottygirl101 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I actually thought he was going to be able to win...
mangaanimefanforlife Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
me too
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I play it with the eraser on my pencil at school and the cup game(i'm such a nerd)
:iconprussiaplz:>da you are
me: RUDE! i'm not gonna go on the date with you then(jk) pfft I am so weird
midnight-nightengale Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here high five fellow nerd XD
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
midnight-nightengale Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oskamp123 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Oh I have done the game .............. well with a tooth pick
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