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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING GILBERT?!" You screeched as you walked into the kitchen , finding your  three friends, Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis in possession with a cutting board and a newly sharpened knife.

"Kesesese~ These two bet me a date with you if I can do this first try."

" E-Excuse me! I didn't agree to that-!"

"Kesesese~ Lets start!"

"Gilbert! No!" You tried to reach for the knife he was holding, but your fellow Spainiard and Frenchie pulled you back.

"Don't worry _____!"

"Oui~ He wont go through with i-"

"Oh~ I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop!"

You and the two males looked over in surprise to find the Prussian tapping at the cutting board with the knife...in between the spaces of his hand...

He was actually doing it.

"If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off."

"Gilbert! Stop it now!"

" And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out~ But all the same I play this game, 'Cause that's what it's all about."

"Amigo! Stop! You'll cut yourself!"

"Oui! S'il vous plaît! "

You watched as Gilbert sped up the chopping. This was completely crazy! But he was doing for just a stupid date with you?! All he had to do was ask dammit!

" Ohhhh~ CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, Im picking up the speed-"

He was going ridiculously fast now. W-Was he trying to prove he's awesome or something?!

" And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed! "

Gilbert, with that classic smug look on his face, and pulled his hand back and slammed the knife into the cutting board, so it stayed sticking vertically in the air. "Kesesese~ TOLD you I could do it ______!"

" G-Gilbert..."

"No need to admire my awesomeness anymore right now, we can do that on our date tonight!"

"Amigo..."

"Oh no...?"

"Gil, your hands bleeding...a lot..."

He looked at his hand, which was covered in little cuts and scrapes from that stupid little knife. Gilbert went pale, as Francis and Antonio helped him into a chair.

You quickly went and grabbed the first aid kit and rushed back. You gently wrapped his hand up so every wound was treated.

"So... _______... about our date..." He grinned.

"S-Shut up idiot. "
Song is catchy as fuck, but DO NOT ATTEMPT PLEASE. : [link]

I am not responsible for any personal injury if you try that.

Man, I had a hard time choosing who to do with this... I hope this idea wasnt taken. XD
Yeah, schools been catching up on me and I havent been writing at all.... Im sorry guys.

But enjoy this small little thing. <3

Prussia (c) Himaruya
You (c) Soon to be :iconsexyprussiaplz:
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:iconshywerido:
shywerido Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist
*Facepalms*
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:iconl-jack:
L-Jack Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mmmmm... I wish I could do this. But my nana hid all of e sharp knifes. I'd rather do this game with sharp objects.Yummy 
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:iconthemaskedqueen:
TheMaskedQueen Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hah hah.....I play this game. A lot. It takes me what, just over 20 seconds? And I've only hit myself three times.
Gil, just leave it to professionals. =3=
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:iconhottygirl101:
hottygirl101 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I actually thought he was going to be able to win...
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:iconmangaanimefanforlife:
mangaanimefanforlife Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
me too
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I play it with the eraser on my pencil at school and the cup game(i'm such a nerd)
:iconprussiaplz:>da you are
me: RUDE! i'm not gonna go on the date with you then(jk) pfft I am so weird
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:iconmidnight-nightengale:
midnight-nightengale Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here high five fellow nerd XD
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah!!!
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:iconmidnight-nightengale:
midnight-nightengale Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconestoniaplz:
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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:iconoskamp123:
oskamp123 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Oh I have done the game .............. well with a tooth pick
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:iconinsaneobsession:
InsaneObsession Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I played the game, and I actually did it.
Okay that was a lie.
Best date ever! :3
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:iconnightwishvodka:
NightwishVodka Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I play this just about every time I get.
Now he done did nearly chopped his fingers off.
Oh well no date.
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:iconyasminkirkland1031:
YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
"Gil, your hands bleeding...a lot..." XD So what was that about a date?

I play this game a lot.
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:iconaskmontreal:
AskMontreal Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i laughed at the

"gilbert went pale."

get it..

hes an albino..

hahabadjoke..
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:iconhetaliarules99:
HetaliaRules99 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
bad play on words I think you mean
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:iconmelbonkie:
Melbonkie Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
Gil, old predictable Gil...but, the story was pretty good! Funny too! All the lids in my class play that game, but with scissors. Sometimes markers. It was funny when Prussia was gloating about his "Awesomeness" until he noticed all the cuts XD Good work.
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AnnaThePolarBear Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
I've played this really slowly with a dull knife... then in the middle my mom accidently scared me so I dropped the knife (which luckily didnt end up hurting me or anything).
I'd NEVER play it again though... unless its the game on Itunes or something XD
Cool story by the way~ :)
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:iconanimefan1394:
animefan1394 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
I played it before. With a pencil. And I did stab my finger with a pencil and it did hurt.
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:iconsugaranimekitty99:
SugarAnimeKitty99 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist
Hahaha!!! That was awesome!! :squee: Somehow I can't imagine any other country to do this than Gilbert... :D
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:iconfurchild1204:
furchild1204 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What about America?
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:iconsugaranimekitty99:
SugarAnimeKitty99 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconshockplz: Hahaha! How could I forget? :squee: Well, he'd probably do it if there's an award of hamburgers the size of a mountain~ :iconamericahappyspazzplz:
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:icontheawesomehero7714:
TheAwesomeHero7714 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist
I haaatte this game!!! And that song (it's catch though hehehe) makes me nervous, just like watching the videos!!! >.<
KIDS!! DON'T DO THIS!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH LOOSING A FINGER!!!
Please ;_;


Anyway, I loved the story though! I'm glad you chose Gilbert... He seems like the dumbest (and most arrogant) to do this. :P Very nice job!!
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:iconnyankitty96:
nyankitty96 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
The knife game is so fun! Me and my friends play it a lot! We are just stupid 7th graders though! Haha
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:iconracingheartsengland:
racingheartsengland Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me too! :3 Welcome to the club!
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:icongirlscoutcookies100:
GirlScoutCookies100 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a seventh grader too but I'm just severely afraid of knives!!! Just watching those videos freak me out (the song is catchy tho~)! :iconknifeplz: + :iconhandplz: = :iconbloodplz:
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:iconracingheartsengland:
racingheartsengland Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
KNIVES! :D
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:icongingerbob1415:
gingerbob1415 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013   Photographer
I love this. I couldn't stop laughing.
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:iconjambalambam:
jambalambam Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If he would do that just for a date and he was fine afterwards, I'd punch him in the face -///-
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darkcreamz95 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha~ Good choice though! Prussia should do it since he's so AWESOMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!! XD


I love this, soo funny can't stop laughing... XD
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was tempted to use either America or Norway or Romano\Felicianoz
America and the Italians for obvious reasons.
Norway because the whole entire trend was because it started in NORWAY.
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:iconivankirkland:
Ivankirkland Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I love DA song for it!!! You, my friend, are a hero
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:iconkyour-chan:
Kyour-chan Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Dear Lord, just how pale is Gilbert? I mean, he's naturally pale as it is!
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:icontheatrefreak123:
Theatrefreak123 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I do this game at school with my eraser on my pencil!!!! I've become addicted to doing it!! It's just so entertaining(of course I've never used a knife, cuz I'll just end up like 'ol Gilbert)
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diessysaysso Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I used to be able to do this after watching my bro play red dead redemption and before the song. Its not as fun anymore, idk why.
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:iconkiki951:
kiki951 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I know a kid who can do this game so fast that it's not even funny and he never have stab himself.
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O.O
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:iconkiki951:
kiki951 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:icontruestoryplz: That is why I use a pencil eraser because I suck at it.
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:iconkittylavhsgreece:
KittyLavhsGreece Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I play with a uncooked noodle^^
Ni Hao Ma Desu-chan^^
Psst... Write me a EmilXMale!reader. For your onii-San?^^ I love you dear sis
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure Onii-san! Just remind me occasionsally. XD
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:iconidingdongditchyou:
idingdongditchyou Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
My friend did this as an April fool's day prank last year....He faked bleeding a lot of blood, I almost called 911.
This reminded me too much of that....except if he id it he said he'd get to be my first kiss, didn't happen (THANK GOD)
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow.
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:iconidingdongditchyou:
idingdongditchyou Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
SCARY as HELL.
not kidding!
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:iconjadeebony1:
JadeEbony1 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your icon. I love Kankri!!!!!
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
<3
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:iconjadeebony1:
JadeEbony1 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kankri. Kankri Vantas. I love him, and his whistle.
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:iconningagirl:
Ningagirl Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh my stomach turns every time I read or watch something about this stupid knife song XD
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:iconra9wr:
Ra9wr Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
love this!!~~
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:iconhetafan123:
hetafan123 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I'll play with a marker, just not a knife. whoever made this game is f*cking stupid.
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:iconkizakiza:
KizaKiza Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, the game didnt become viral till after a girl from Norway did it.
So we know what to do now.
Blame Norway.
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