"WHAT ARE YOU DOING GILBERT?!" You screeched as you walked into the kitchen , finding your three friends, Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis in possession with a cutting board and a newly sharpened knife.
"Kesesese~ These two bet me a date with you if I can do this first try."
" E-Excuse me! I didn't agree to that-!"
"Kesesese~ Lets start!"
"Gilbert! No!" You tried to reach for the knife he was holding, but your fellow Spainiard and Frenchie pulled you back.
"Don't worry _____!"
"Oui~ He wont go through with i-"
"Oh~ I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop!"
You and the two males looked over in surprise to find the Prussian tapping at the cutting board with the knife...in between the spaces of his hand...
He was actually doing it.
"If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off."
"Gilbert! Stop it now!"
" And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out~ But all the same I play this game, 'Cause that's what it's all about."
"Amigo! Stop! You'll cut yourself!"
"Oui! S'il vous plaît! "
You watched as Gilbert sped up the chopping. This was completely crazy! But he was doing for just a stupid date with you?! All he had to do was ask dammit!
" Ohhhh~ CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, Im picking up the speed-"
He was going ridiculously fast now. W-Was he trying to prove he's awesome or something?!
" And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed! "
Gilbert, with that classic smug look on his face, and pulled his hand back and slammed the knife into the cutting board, so it stayed sticking vertically in the air. "Kesesese~ TOLD you I could do it ______!"
"No need to admire my awesomeness anymore right now, we can do that on our date tonight!"
"Gil, your hands bleeding...a lot..."
He looked at his hand, which was covered in little cuts and scrapes from that stupid little knife. Gilbert went pale, as Francis and Antonio helped him into a chair.
You quickly went and grabbed the first aid kit and rushed back. You gently wrapped his hand up so every wound was treated.
"So... _______... about our date..." He grinned.
"S-Shut up idiot. "