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HETALIA MEME THINGY AT MIDNIGHT

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Pick 10 random characters.

(i'll try and use characters no many people use.... Im going to fail. XD )

1. America
2. Romano
3. Spain
4. Turkey
5. Canada
6. England
7. Russia
8. Germany
9. Norway
10. Italy

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.

Me: *looking around  America's stuff for anything to eat not related to McDonalds in anyway* Im Blue daba dee daba die- .... * grabs a box in the back of his cabinet*... CHOCOLATE!  >D
America: *come in 2 hours later and finds me passed out on his kitchen floor, drunk on chocolate* ........................... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

2 confesses his love to you.

Me: O/////O O-Oh... R-Really?!?! ^////^ I love you too~!

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.

Me: *walking and listening to music*  After Every Party I dieeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *bumps into Spain* Oh! Sorry!
Spain: It's okay! What are you doing out here so late senorita~?
Me: What YOU doing out here?
Spain:.... I asked you first.
Me: No I asked you second!
*keeps going on like this*

You win a free holiday with 4.

Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! TURK! WE'RE GOING ON VACATION~!
Turkey: Where?
Me: Greece!
Turkey: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

5 saves your life.

Me: *walking around a corner when a drunk driver comes speeding toward me* ... *deer in the headlights*
Canada: Ariana! Move! * tackles me and pushes me out of the way but lands on top of me*
Me: O/////////////O ..... *dream come true* Th-Thank you....
Canada: No Problem... *notices position*... M-Maple Leeeeaf...

6 is living in your house.

Me: He's in my house?! :iconiloveitplz:
England: You're room is a bloody MESS!
Me: WHAT ARE DOING IN MY ROOM!?
England:... Nothing.

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).

Me: *finds cellphone*..... *goes through contacts*

- Boss
- Ariana


Me:... Aw Russia... you need more friends.... *thinks*... I wonder how much Belarus would pay me for his cellphone...

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.

Me: *sleeping*
Germany: ARIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF BED!
Me: *heavy sleeper*
Germany: *barges in room* GET UP YOU IDIOT!
Me: Five more minutes......
Germand: NIEN!
Me: Do I HAVE to get Italy?!
Germany:.... *sighs and slowly walks out*

9 kidnaps you.

ME: WTF NORWAY!
Norway: ...........
Me: LUKAS!
Norway:.........
Me:...........
Norway:.........
Me:.................

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.

Me: *goes in horror movie cinema* Oh! Hi Italy!
Italy: Ciao Bella!
ME: .... Aw you're in my seat!
Italy: O-oh! I'm sorry!... um... You can just sit in my lap if you want!
Me: ^^ Sure~!
[SOMEWHERE IN THE MOVIE]
Italy: *hugs me* THIS IS SO SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Me: *hugs back: ^^ It's okay
Russia: *sitting next to us* Da! ^J^
Me and Italy: O_O

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.

America confesses his love to Russia.
Im hiding behind a bush with Turkey.

Me: LOL I'm glad we won that bet with America! Let's see how this play's out! .... Do you think it was cruel to make him say ' I love you' To Russia cause he lost?
Turkey: No.

2 and 9 are arguing.

Romano: WHY DON'T YOU TALK!?!
Norway:.............
Romano: ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!
Norway:................
Me: *facepalms* Control your anger Lovino....

6 is molesting 3.

England is molesting Spain.
Your argument is invalid. :3

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- WHY ITALY AND CANADA!? ENGLAND I BLAME YOUR COOKING!
England: How dare yo-
Me: GERMANY! YOU GET ITALY. MY FRIEND PIKA LOVES HIM ! I GOT CANADA! GOT IT? GOOD! BREAK!!!!!!
Germany: *heroically saves Italy*
Me: *saves Canada*
yay~!

2 is invisible.

Arguments are valid here.
Romano: IM NOT INVISIBLE YOU BASTARD!

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!

Norway: ........
Prussia: DA FAHK?!
Me: Prussia, yu cannot deny it. He has a floating curl Your arguments are invalid.
Norway:....... *small grin*

1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.

America, England, and Turkey are at my house.
Me and Turkey: .......
Me: Turk... The lights went out... and all of a sudden I don't feel Uk or USA's presence in out area, and I hear sounds from the closet.
Turkey: Just ignore it and keep eating....
Me:... Bet you we could sell it to Japan for a lot of money.
Turkey: WHERES MY CAMERA?

3 and 7 pull a prank on you.

Spain and Russia pull a prank on me?!
ME: D,: DAT WASN'T NICE!
Spain: Pfffffffffffffft.
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkol
Me and Spain: O_O

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.

Me: *walks in on Italy and Turkey*....
Italy and Turkey: O.o It's not what it looks like.
Me... *takes picture*..... NEW PAIRING!! FJNKMDASDMK

4 and 9 steal your boat.

Turkey: :icondignitylaughplz:
Norway:.........
Me:....... Well... Norwegians are sailors... WAIT. THATS MY BOAT! D:<

While 5 and 7 rob your house.

Canada: R-Russia... why are were robbing her house?! She didn't do anything!
Russia: She took my pipe.
Me: *walks in and turns on light*............ *turns light back off and slowly walks back out*

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.

Me: WOOT! A CRUISE!
Turkey: Hell yeah~!
Spain: Si! A lot of pretty ladies here too~
ME: Yeah- *sees Prussia and France*... Spain, I though you said they weren't coming!
Spain: I thought they didn't!
Prussia: PFFFFFFt- Like the awesomeness was going to miss out on a bunch of girls in bikinis!
Fance: Oui~
Me and Turkey: *deathstares*
Spain: *sweatdrops*

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.

ME: I NEED A NEW ORGAN!!!!
America: I've got your blood type!
England: So do I love.
Me:... I don't know if I want a fast food junkies' organ... but how much have you DRUNK in your life England?!

5 is robbing 2.

Me: *helping*
Canada: Are you sure about this?
Me: Yep! I KNOW he has pictures of Spain around here SOMEWHERE. And  mean those types of pictures~ *winkwink*
Romano: *walks in* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Me: *stops*
Canada: Busted.

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.

Me: *playing pattycake with Italy*
Italy: C:
Everyone else: *falls through door* ARIANA! WE HEARD YOU WERE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY- *sees Italy*...............
Me and Italy: PASTA~!

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.

America: DUDE THIS MOVIE IS FREAKING SCARY MAN! *clings to Romano*
Romano: GET OFF ME!
Turkey: * enjoying movie*

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.

ME: *falls dramatically to the ground* I CAN'T GO ON. SO HUNGRY.....
Italy: Me too....
Germany: ITS ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES!
Russia: ^J^ Everyman for himself Da? *hold up pipe*
Norway:............
Italy: LETS GO SWIMMING!
ME: OKAY! *runs off with Italy*

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.

Me: *playing video games, someone knocks on door, I answer it* Oh, Hi Canada!
Canada: Me and Spain robbed a bank.
Spain: Si~! C:
Me: WHAT?! AND HOW AM I SUPPOSE T HELP?!
Both of them: ... hide us?

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.

England: *comes up to me*
ME: Whats up Iggy?
England: SPAIN ROBBED A BLOODY BANK!
Me: *sweatdrops*... And you're coming to me WHHHHY?

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

America and Russia: *not really doing a monkey dance, just playing Just Dance 3 and failing*
Me: Pffffft- *trying to keep laughing quiet while filming*
Italy: *scarred for life*

2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.

Romano: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE CROOKED TEETH!
England: *gasp* WELL AT LEAST  CAN ACTUALLY PUT UP A FIGHT AND NOT FLIRT WITH EVERY GIRL I COME ACROSS!
Romano: AT LEAST. I. CAN. COOK.
England: *dies*
Germany and Turkey: *not in this*

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.

Spain: This is nice~!
Canada: Too bad Ariana got sick....
Norway:.......
Spain: Ohhhhhh~ Some pretty girls!

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.

ME: How did we end up at Russia's house?
America: I don't know dude....
Turkey: *wondering What the hell he's doing here*
England: Ariana... What's wrong with Italy?!
Italy: *hugs me* ITS BRITIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
ME: *pats his head* OH.....nooooo...
Russia: ^J^

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

Romano is in love with Canada who is in love with Germany, but Germany is in love with Romano. Romano doesn't love Germany back, Canada doesn't love Romano back, and Germany doesn''t love Canada back.

... All I have to say...
1. ROMANO GO TO SPAIN~!
2. ITALY IS OVER THERE GERMANY. THATS ROMANO. YOU BE MISTAKEN.
3. CANADA! COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!~! :heart:


I tag:... people. XD
... Turkey was like my best friend in this. XD
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OMGOSH I HATE YOU *rofl* its 12:34 and this was way to funny XD grounded now but SOOO WORTH IT on this is so funny im putting it on favs XD lol how did you do this?? ^_^( p.s dont really hate u XD)