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EnglandXReader~ Englishmen are policemen

Well this was bloody fucking brilliant now wasn't it?!

You were only a little bit over the speed limit... only a little....10...15... 20 miles an hour over 45... that was only a little bit. Right?

Okay, it was only going to be a ticket... only a ticket. All you had to worry about was your boyfriend finding out about it...

Yes he might be a police officer but there's still a chance he wont find out about it if the officer walking up to your car now didn't recognize you as his girlfriend. You shrunk into your seat slightly as you listened to the footsteps on the pavement come closer and close... he was at the back of your car now.

You  squeezed your eyes shut as you felt the police officer walk up to the window.

Oh God oh God... God dammit iiitttttt....

"May I please see your license and registration please love?"





It had to be Arthur. Your boyfriend. The one you were going to try and keep this a secret from.

" Excuse me, but I asked to see your- ," He turned and froze. His face went from the usual serious police man look to the furious boyfriend face you tend to see often in
the recent weeks of your relationship.

"____________." What the bloody hell were you doing, going 25 miles over
the speed limit?"

" W-What are you talking about Arthur?," A nervous smile stretched across your face. You didn't know what the hell you were doing trying to defend yourself against him about speeding, when he just chased you down the road with his nice police car that he let you drive occasionally in secret... but..

"Love. Don't lie to me..."

".... I'm sorry Artie... I just... I wanted to get home and make dinner before you
got home..."

" My bloody cooking is not that bad!"

" N-No! Not because of that Arthur!... Wait... d-do you even know what today is

"Erm... oh!...Oh..."

" Yeah, oh. I cant believe you Arthur! And you get mad at me!?"

" L- Love, I've just been busy with work! I swear I didn't forget about our anniversary
darli-," The radio on his shoulder went off.

" Attention all units. Attention all units. There are reports of a shooting at 42 Wallabyway. I repeat, 42 Wallabyway. All units for backup."

Arthur sighed. " Love, we'll talk about both of us later, but I need to take this call. You know I do." Yes, you knew Arthur was the big cop around here. He was the most respected one, and you were glad. He could boast about something, and he could find something to have pride in. But... he's been taking extra shifts... night shifts and doing even more paperwork than usual. You wondered if it was... just to have some work to do for a promotion..or... if it was to spend time

"Fine. Go." You sighed and started the car again. "Ill see you at ho-"

"Im sorry, but I wont be able to make that call. Please send Officer Jones in my place. He'll be able to handle it." You looked up at Arthur, and he smiled at you.

"Got it Kirkland. Over and out." Arthur then turned the radio off and took his hat off.
"Love... Im hurt that you really thought that I would forget our anniversary... our 3rd one as well." He reached into his pocket quietly for something.

You watched his hand for a second and looked up at him. "Arthur...?"

"Darling can you get out of the car please?" You blinked and nodded quickly. You got out of the car shyly and looked at him.

"You're not going to arrest me are you...?" Arthur Kirkland chuckled as he pulled a little box out of his pocket.

"Not quite Love." He then got on his knee carefully. Your eyes widened as he held the box up to you, and opened it to show a ring. You put a hand to your mouth slowly and you
looked at him shyly.


"________  ________ ... You've made me a very happy man. I cant tell you how much you've improved my life and who I am. I'm an asshole I know, I'm caught up in keeping my pride and I know I tend to annoy you sometimes.. But...  I want to spend the rest of my life with you... Will you... Will you marry an asshole like me?"

You felt tears slowly fall down your face. "O-Of course Arthur... o-of course..."

He grinned and slipped the ring carefully onto your finger. He stood and gave you a tight and loving hug. "Why're you crying Love...?"

"I-Im just so happy.."

"Good... I'm glad... now... about the speeding ticket."

"You're kidding me."
Remember that project I started a long.. LONG time ago? Well I decided to keep it going. and heres the SECOND ONE. XD England!



- Italians are Lovers~
- Germans are Engineers~
- French are Cooks~
- Swiss are Bankers~
- English are Police~ (YOURE HERE LOVE! )
- Americans are Heros~ [link]
- Japanese are Otakus~
- Spanish are Dancers~
- Russians are Drinkers~
- Polish are Fashion Designers~
- Scottish are Models~
- Icelandic are Tour Guides~
- Austrians are Musicians~
- Finnish are Santas~
- Estonians are Technicians~
- Latvians are Gardeners~
- Danes are Bakers~
- Romanians are Vampires~
- Chinese are Artists~
- Canadians are Hockey Players~
- Norwegians are Sailors~
- Swedish are Librarians~
- Greeks are Architects~
- Koreans are Gamers~
- Male!Belorussians Are Stalkers
- Hong Kongers(I don't even know...) are Actors
- Dutch Are Smokers.
- Romans are Perverts.
- Male!Ukrainians Are Farmers
- Lithuanians are Worried Workers
- Turkish are Affectionate
- Male!Hungarians are warriors~
- Prussians are Awesome~

England (c) Himaruya
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LunaticMiyuki Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
ShadiceMaple Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Canadians are hockey players...hell yeah!! *is Canadian and loves hockey to death*
Anyways, I absolutely love this!! And that speeding ticket...right after a proposal...way to go Arthur...way to go... XD
InsanePasta Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I think Hong Kong is Cantonese.
Leiraah Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist

Bloody hell that was awesome xD

So... If you complete this series, I'm going to marry you. Aaand according to your description... I'm. a lover~

Zearah15 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Student General Artist
This was so cute and fluffy!!! I loved it :) wait a tick!.... The shooting was in Sydney, Australia!!?!! *mindblown*
ArcelinaCDC Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The Scottish are...Models ?


Whatever ! Nice story,though !
SassyGayTitans Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha Scottish as models sure why not?
I personally would've gone with Scottish are Sexy though XD
ArcelinaCDC Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay they are sexy as hell but it made me laugh a little bit to loud xD
SassyGayTitans Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha I can see where you're coming from but admit it you think Scottish accents are way sexier than British accents~~~~ (I know I do Cx)
ArcelinaCDC Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Shite....This is difficult for me, m'dear ..... I love them both xD
Oh, really ? You can see from where i am ? Wow you're a wizard xD
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